May 2011
26 posts
May 18th
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tumblrbot is my only tumblr friend
tumblrbot: sktastic: yep WAIT WHO ARE YOU
May 18th
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May 18th
May 18th
207 notes
Smells like baby shit in chemistry……………………20 minutes left bro
May 16th
1 tag
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
866 notes
May 14th
17,642 notes
1 tag
May 14th
43 notes
May 14th
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what the mother fuck is this. i asked for goddamn terminator salvation wtf is this ugly ass 3D cartoon bullshit?????? this is my suicide note
May 14th
May 13th
626 notes
May 13th
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May 13th
5,463 notes
May 13th
12,097 notes
Oooooo im worried my teacher caught me skipping his class
May 13th
May 13th
5,008 notes
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Omg..13 year old girls smoking up at the rite-aid...
May 12th
May 7th
18 notes
May 7th
3,895 notes
May 6th
262 notes
IM FUCKING DYING AHAHAHAHHA
yeoja: nbd
May 6th
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May 3rd
21,164 notes
1 tag
May 2nd
May 2nd
8 notes
April 2011
204 posts
Apr 30th
2,507 notes
Apr 30th
244 notes
2 tags
just finished mowing the lawn
slaren: wow i did not miss that little kids sat on my next door neighbors porch and just stared at me the whole time WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY WANT
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
239 notes
Apr 30th
215 notes
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Daaang this bitch needs to hurry da fuq up. I dont got anything to look forward to tonight cept yogurt mountain.
Apr 30th
eating so much junk food right now.
pandaslut: i’m surprised i’m not a big fatty. -3- gpoy cept ima fatass lol
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
19,749 notes
kurumi-channn: -internecine-: Time it normally takes to watch an anime: 20-25 minutes Time it takes to watch an anime while you have Tumblr open: 20-25 days. why is this so true tho Then like if you run an anime blog you’re looking for screencap material n then its like……….wot was this ep about again
Apr 29th
166 notes
kawaiisuicide: my hobbies crying eating crying while eating
Apr 28th
ERICA YOU GODDAMN BITCH TAKE ME TO FUCKING YOGURT MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Apr 28th
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
210 notes
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iI don't have that many real friends.
a36n-: Most of the people I know are just acquaintances, especially at my school. Sure, I say hello, hug, and high five them, but I don’t actually know them, and they don’t know me. For some reason though, there are some people that enjoy talking shit about me behind my back. Cute, right? They don’t even understand/know how I am, how my life is. This is why I don’t trust that many people...
Apr 27th
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1 tag
Apr 27th
132 notes
Apr 27th
Apr 27th
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
The awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer...
Apr 26th
154,794 notes
swagacaust: i downloaded a supposed porn video from /b/ earlier i did it was a video of a girl running around a zoo pretending to be harry potter she licked a giraffe
Apr 26th
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
63 notes
Me: hey man
him : whos this?
Me: Eddie , from work!
him: oh wasup man what do you need
Me: you seen that new "____" movie? i dont have anything to do this weekend
Him: Nah man i havent. oh lol alright
Me: we should chill Friday and watch it
Him: alright, sounds good
Me: got some dank weed, can smoke it back at my place
Him: nice. what kind
Me: ill cum in your vagina while you blow me?
Him: youre a pretty cool dude
Apr 26th